I'd love to shove my love pump into her axe wound. Only thing is, I bet she wouldn't mentally be there, cuz she'd be thinking how fat and ugly she looked naked and all.
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Axe wound
Synonyms for "axe wound" (2 found)
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Have you ever tried waxing your armpits? […] I don't think my missus would welcome a wax attack on her axe wound […]
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Are you saying she only likes it in her axe wound?
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